Free Hilarious and funny text messages part 3

Posted by admin - June 22nd, 2008

We hope you will like and bookmark these free and amazing hilarious text messages and refer your friends to this page too.

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

 

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Delhi university

 

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

End of funny text messages.. Read next part for more hilarious messages.

Hilarious text messages collection

Posted by admin - June 22nd, 2008

Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

what does WIFE stand for?
.
.
.
Washing,
Ironing,
Fucking,
Etc…

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasms again!

Here is another cool hilarious text message

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

:D

Free Hilarious Text Messages

Posted by admin - June 22nd, 2008

30 percent of the people is now drinking coffee, 40 percent is studying, 29 percent is watching movie and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand.

 

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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette as any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

 

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A – ur
Attractive
B – ur
Beautiful
C – ur
Charming
D – ur
Delicious
E – ur
Exciting
F – ur
Funny
G – ur
Gorgeous
H – ur
Heavenly
Im
Just
Kidding
Loser