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Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking [...]
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?
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what does WIFE stand for?…Washing,Ironing,Fucking,Etc…
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Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy [...]
30 percent of the people is now drinking coffee, 40 percent is studying, 29 percent is watching movie and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand.
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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette as any cigarette might be their last cigarette.
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A - urAttractiveB - urBeautifulC - urCharmingD - urDeliciousE - [...]