Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

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what does WIFE stand for?
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Washing,
Ironing,
Fucking,
Etc…

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasms again!

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Here is another cool hilarious text message

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!